Yikes!

So I'm driving home from boot camp yesterday, feeling really strong, nothing can touch me when all of a sudden this weird sound...something flapping, chirping, dunno what it is and then out of the corner of my eye I see this huge thing comin' for me!!! Remember, it's after boot camp so all my windows are open, anything could fly on in my car. It had to be the biggest grasshopper I've seen in my life! Ugly thing too! So I'm driving, whacking this thing away from me and praying I don't get in an accident. I'm thinking of a spot I can pull over to free it from my car when it settles down and sits on my passenger's door. It's calm, I don't have to stop if it sits still. So I decide to keep going. I get to a red light and think what do I have that would be long enough to reach this guy so I can scoot him out the window. My arm isn't even long enough to reach over and get him, not that I'd want to touch him anyway. There's nothing there. Hmmm, I wonder if there's anything in my glove compartment...I slowly inch towards it, trying not to startle Mr. Grasshopper and lo and behold, I have a Swiffer duster in there! One can't be too clean in their car! And never mind - it came in handy yesterday getting that little bugger outta my car. You should always be prepared...you never know when you're gonna have to use your Swiffer duster or where!